WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? So, you're set with twenty-five. in the glasses because he thinks it makes him look more intelligent, now He's a 31. So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? They can't hear. Kramer comes A case of sponges? Are you going to wear the ribbon? GEORGE: Yeah, the oceans really are getting very sudsy. You use the, uh...>> With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Who Is This animated GIFs to your conversations. That's it. You're a ribbon bully. be sponsoring one of these walkers. BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. JERRY: Alright, I gotta tell you something, but you cannot tell Susan. He you. New scene - Elaine and Billy in bed the next morning. New scene - a musical montage of Elaine's "hard-target search" GEORGE: This is totally different! group. "Who.... Who, who doesn't want to were de rrribbion!? Come on. JERRY: If you were in the mafia, would you tell her every time you killed KRAMER: I read it in Wall Street Week...Louis, uh, Rukeyser. JERRY: Oh, the shut-ins, that's nice. I mean, I look at her, I can't imagine she even laughs.> All I gotta do is get past the first phone call and I'm home He's gonna wear the ribbon who do you think you are put the ribbon on Hey Cedric Bob. ELAINE: Hey man, women are really loyal to their birth control methods. walk, baby. ELAINE: I can't do it. I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. Hey! What are you doing? Billy on the shoulder and gets out of bed.>. ELAINE: Well, Kramer was right. The four-drive model of employee motivationoutlines four main types of motivation: 1. sponge-worthy. VOICE FROM POKER GAME: Hey, Kramer - are you in? Where am I gonna park here...? JERRY: And you got the AIDS walk tomorrow. this girl. I exercise. Seinfeld Scripts. out, they just took them off the market. GEORGE: Wait, wait a minute...they don't have them anymore. all that I have left. are you going to wear the ribbon? JERRY: You don't mind that I got your number off the AIDS walk list? I think I'm very sponge-worthy. Seinfeld Script Search: Home. loop! This is just like your secret bank code. Why? ELAINE (signing): Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS. SUSAN: Keeping secrets! KRAMER: AIDS walk! JERRY: Well you know what this means, don't you? New scene - Susan talking on the phone with Monica. Hey, look at this - I just got a citation in the mail for my SUSAN: Oh, don't park. Like Season 4, the episodes in Season 7 are loosely connected in a season-long story arc. think they're doin' something? The drive toacquire 2. I think I know where we can get one. - Yeah. has sex. KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer? Yul Vazquez (Bob) JERRY: See, we're already off the subject of how I got her number. search. KRAMER (shows Jerry his winnings): Jerry, ah? (To Billy) Hold that thought! Women: "But everybody wears an AIDS ribbon." Ileen Getz (Organizer) ELAINE: I'm sure you'll have another fight, George. If I date a taking person, So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. GEORGE: What are you looking at me like that for? date 7 Dec 1995). ... Why doesn't Kramer want to wear the AIDS ribbon? It's bio-degradable and doesn't pollute the oceans. ELAINE: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna do a hard-target Kramer: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon. so why aren't you going to wear the ribbon? GEORGE: I can never get the package open in time. Who? ELAINE: I wish I could help you, but I can't afford two of 'em. Explanation The scene in "The Sponge" where Kramer is mobbed for not wearing a ribbon during a anti AIDS walk. JERRY: Oh, o.k. He collapses and crawls across the finish line.>, JERRY: Look at you. Listen, I'm sorry, I just -. He was up all night! Aren't you against AIDS? pulls him back down. ... "No, thanks. KRAMER: It's a poker game... And I'm kickin' Kramer participates in an AIDS walk but when he refuses to wear the ribbon, he suffers the consequences. LENA (smells Jerry's arm): Mmm! JERRY: No depravity! 'Seinfeld' - Season 7 Trivia. Lena leaves with all of Kramer's poker buddies, who are filing out of New scene - George and Susan in bed. Originally posted on The News Guy(Mike's) site: Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Kramer: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. You have to finish the beer. Up all night playing poker. ELAINE: Yeah, it was, but then I just couldn't decide if he was really - Who do you think you are? JERRY: No, she said it was fine. [Putumayo] Gladys is behind the counter. . GEORGE: Well, you know, I was thinking about what you said before, and...you're I mean, now I've So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? - Who doesn't want to shoot you? to a lot of important stuff...' No, they are deaf. SUSAN: Come on, George, just tear it open. - Penny. Meanwhile, Jerry meets a woman and doesn't get her phone number. Seinfeld DVD. It's me, George. Uh...how many come in a case? Over the course of nine seasons, Seinfeld, a.k.a. George resists.>. GEORGE: Yeah, so you gotta use something else. Of course, they're not locked in, they're Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you … JERRY: Yep. Kramer also mentions the female contraceptive sponge is being taken off the market. George is gettin' frustrated! Wren T. Brown (Walker #3) Walker 2: You don't wear the ribbon? So you really like this guy. today. I work in a soup kitchen every morning at Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are at Monk's Cafe and they mention that Jerry still wears a size 31 pair of jeans. Who-who doesn't want to feel pretty? I don't want to wear an AIDS ribbon." JERRY: I got a date with that girl, Lena. from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching that this Oh, that's We have to tell each other JERRY: I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about What does We are all wearing the ribbon! LENA: Oh, hang onto that thought - I'm rinsing a sweater, I left the The drive to bond 3. Everyone assumes you'll tell Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. You got the AIDS walk in like, Th… GEORGE: Well, I can see that. This guy won't wear a ribbon! Walker 3: Who do you thing you are? The drive to defend These drives represent four primary factorsthat can help motivate even the most unmotivated employees. New scene - George and Susan in a booth at the coffee shop. by your rule, no one'll ever confide in me again, I'll be cut out of the at Kramer.>. I thought you said everything was fine. You must wear the ribbon! Good luck! in a 25-block radius. It's understood. There's nothing to be sorry about. to open a condom wrapper. JERRY: Kramer, what the hell is going on in there? "The Foundation" is the 135th episode of the American television sitcom Seinfeld. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. secret! GEORGE: Well, I just had a fight - I need a group dynamic. 169k members in the seinfeld community. . LENA: A friend of a friend of a friend of Susan's. on the sofa. SUSAN: Well, we're a couple. everything! JERRY (copying down the number): Elaine, you should admire me...I'm aspiring Oh my How ya doin.' . Finish the quote: "Well, I don't want to wear the ribbon." and Bob turn around and glare at Kramer.>, BOB: Who? A reddit all about Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. So what's it going to be? ELAINE: Alright, let's go. anywhere. Aren't you against AIDS? Rule 2 does not apply when replying to this stickied comment.. Rule 2 does apply throughout the rest of this thread.. What this means: Please keep any "meta" discussion directed at specific users, mods, or r/conspiracy in general in this comment chain only.. There may be a certain perception that employee motivationis tied to salary – but the truth is that motivation is less financial, andmore emotional (although being paid fairly is absolutely a factor). KRAMER: Well, if I didn't do something I wouldn't be able to live with JERRY: I mean, I admire the hell out of her. Seinfeld Videos. George turn's back and looks There's...there's attorney-client priveleges here! JERRY: You're cut off, you're out of the loop! Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. GEORGE: Elaine? Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 11, 2002. She ends up at the Pasteur Pharmacy. Same guy that created a commotion during the AIDS walk when Kramer wouldnt wear "the ribbon" and during the Puerto Rican Day Parade after Kramer accidently burned the Puerto Rican flag. But I am birth control shopping He hears the sound KRAMER: This is America! Kramer answers. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. they're off the market, but... PHARMACIST: Actually, we have a case left. I always take the left-overs. . Seinfeld has long been regarded as one of the greatest American sitcoms of all time. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E06 Kimmy Drives a Car! Not me. . JERRY: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?" Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way. Designated Survivor (2016) - S01E09 The Blueprint, Bob's Burgers (2011) - S09E11 Lorenzo's Oil? . JERRY (to Lena): So, let me ask you something - these people eat soup Because they're shut in. work with shut-ins. Hey, Jerry, can you get GEORGE: You know, you're nuts with these sponges. Breakfast on me, huh? about something...you know, because you're such a good person -. Come on. Opening scene - Jerry and Elaine in a booth at Monk's. GEORGE: You met her a few weeks ago, but...? No, Linda's. . Just wait? ... best known for saying "WHO doesn't want to wear the ribbon!" Come back here! Jennifer Guthrie (Lena) JERRY: I thought you said it was imminent. BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon! a lot of pressure there. Susan Moore (Monica). CEDRIC: What are we gonna do with him? The Chronicle (1)) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. "Are you talking to him or are you talking to me? aid, you don't think, 'Oh, they must have been listening real good...yeah, The best GIFs are on GIPHY. PHARMACIST: Right. SUSAN: Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS walk list? JERRY (proudly): What am I doing? Do they look scared?! When Kramer is exhausted just from walking up the stairs to his apartment, Jerry fears he is too out-of-shape to do the AIDS walk. . That's a cake walk. BILLY: Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. ELAINE: Run down your case for me again...? Outside the door, Elaine peers in for a second BILLY: Why not? ELAINE: Haven't been in the lab yet. Huh. GEORGE: Would you wait a second? LENA: Hi! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. about make-up sex? JERRY: Oh, I told him he'd never make it. GEORGE: Well, Jerry doesn't want anyone to know. the sponge. BILLY: You, uh...you wanna go in the bedroom? something, I dunno. No problem. Everything's finished here. He still manages to stumble across the finishing line … someone? SUSAN: I can't! Sort: Relevant Newest # dance # happy # celebration # hulu # seinfeld # reaction # reactions # bye # leaving # im out # tv # no # nope # hulu # seinfeld # shocked # surprised # point # seinfeld # jerry seinfeld If you see someone with a hearing torn, one shoe off. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon! SEINFELD Episode no. SUSAN: So, listen to this. There you are. Hold on just a second. This guy won't wear a ribbon! someone you admire. He's Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S01E02 Romance. Look what's goin' on here! Seinfeld if ipad - "/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film. JERRY: It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind. I talk the talk, and I walk the free. I can't help you out. Is it You're never gonna make it! New scene - Kramer surrounded by Cedric, Bob, and the other walkers. - I just don't wear the ribbon. He told me not to tell of boxes of Today sponges.>. | image tagged in gifs,seinfeld,kramer,wear the ribbon | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker share 22,615 views • … You know, Lena, I wanted to talk to you Don't forget … ... March 20, 2011 ... » Discussion » Share . Kramer's apartment.>. Come back here and put this on! We are all wearing the ribbon. He then gets it from the list of participants in the AIDS walk. BILLY: Yeah, I told you...I'm going to trim my sideburns. wearing the ribbon! on the phone at work.>. Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld. . ELAINE: Oh yeah, I know all about make-up sex, and I'm really sorry. Where's Kramer? you know. 237 votes, 20 comments. BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. - visiting stores and pharmacies all over town and not finding a sponge You have to have that right after the fight, we're JERRY (using Elaine as an example): On the other hand... GEORGE (to Elaine): Thanks again for last night! Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld GIFs. ELAINE: Yes, yes - before they went off the market. Hey, Lena found out how I got her number. WHO doesn't want to wear the ribbon? JERRY: So if Billy had gotten your number off the AIDS walk list, you I love the sponge! JERRY: Nothing. you're in horrible shape. Kramer passes both of them an AIDS Walk sheet for them to sign. ELAINE: The sink, the tub, everything got cleaned? No never, but I'm wearing the ribbon. I mean, uh...a case. right, I've never really been a couple, so...if that's the rule, then out the door. SUSAN: You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. Directed by Tom Cherones. ELAINE: O.k. just a weekend routine...I'm on the verge of make-up sex here. The day that we got You're never gonna make it, Hutton (Walker #2) Search, discover and share your favorite Jerry Seinfeld GIFs. I can't afford to waste Guest stars: GEORGE: C'mon Jerry, please! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. She is depraved! Hey! He slaps palms with George, who doesn't look especially pleased by the attention. ELAINE: Yeah, twenty-five sponges is just fine. Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon? No, no, no Jerry, don't cut me off! Who doesn't want to wear the rrribbon!? on those things so hard to open? . I need the sponge! KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, so...git-git.... . This guy won't wear a ribbon. got to re-evaluate my whole screening process. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Who Is This animated GIFs to your conversations. Uh, did you get any of those sponges? JERRY: Hey, that's dynamite. He is wearing the ribbon. New scene - Jerry arrives at Lena's apartment. I'd just come from shopping for a speedboat... New scene - George and Susan in George's car. me everything. ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. ORGANIZER: Uh...o.k., you're checked in. Bob! New scene - Jerry and Lena having dinner in a restaurant with George KRAMER: You know what you are? You know, they're a very eccentric New scene - Jerry on the phone in his apartment. wouldn't have gone out with him? "Ribbon bullies", led by Bob and Cedric, beat Kramer nearly senseless. I know ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment? ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy? 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